I want to join the American Union of swing voters and collectively bargain for a better social contract.

I demand Congress pass a legislative package to end poverty, end mass incarceration, and end the endless wars.

I agree that if both candidates in a race refuse these terms, a general strike includes endorsing and electing duopoly candidates by a random event, in order to demonstrate political power, reject lesser-of-two-evils gamesmanship, and simultaneously undercut their legitimacy.

I will contribute no less than $5 each month to the American Union PAC in support of these goals.